Berpantun

Berpantun Screenplay

SCENE 1
SYAKIR Aduhai, dah bangun pagi.
ASHRAF (sings) Tomorrow no school, you better call me.
WENNY Nak buat apa doh hari ni?
ASHRAF Jom lari
WENNY Panas la hari
SYAKIR Ish... Buat geli hati.
WENNY Alamak, berpuisi pulak kita ni. Tiga, empat, kucing berlari.



SCENE 2
ASHRAF Nama saya Ali, hari-hari, naik Harley.
SYAKIR Nama saya Noori, cari-cari, jumpa kari.
WENNY Nama saya Dalili, lari-lari, cubit pipi. Teehee
All three of them enjoy a moment of laughter.
ASHRAF Macam ni, boleh la kita ber simile.
SYAKIR Simile? Apa tu simile?
Girl 1 shrugs.
ASHRAF Ketiak ku saya nak cuci, bagaikan korek daki dari kaki, itu la simile.
WENNY Oh. Macam tu si...
SYAKIR Oh, I got one. Padamu, hatiku sejati, bagaikan gembala sama biri-biri.
ALIA Apa benda korang merepek ni?
ASHRAF
Main api
SYAKIR
Bunga api
WENNY Atas kereta api!
ALIA Eh korang takde kerja lain ke ni!
ASHRAF (shrugs) Tak boleh lari
WENNY Panas apa hari
SYAKIR Nak pakai sari
ASHRAF Tapi lelaki
WENNY Nak pergi curi
SYAKIR Tapi nanti kena gari
ALIA Korang ni biar betul ni?
ASHRAF Ini la panggilnya Surreality
SYAKIR Cipta rekaan Abang Dali
WENNY Salvador Dali
ALIA Itu bukan mat salleh ke? Tak boleh ke pilih orang dari negara kami?
SYAKIR Nak cakap A. Samad Said, tapi nanti tak berpuisi.
WENNY Yasmin Ahmad pun tak boleh jadi
ASHRAF Alamak, apa lagi... Kan ada P. Ramlee.
ASHRAF, WENNY, SYAKIR Hey mambang tanah, mambang air, mambang api, mambang angin, MAMBANG MABUK MINUM BRANDY.
ALIA Aduhai... Ini tak boleh jadi ni.
ALIA walks away.
SYAKIR (laughs) I love you guys.
RIZWAN Eh guys, From the ocean, into the motion, I created a lotion that will bring down any commotion.
ASHRAF How on earth did you come up with that?
RIZWAN I was on the SPRINT highway, and I was sprinting my life away.
Ashraf sunk into his chair and Wenny walked away.
SYAKIR (In shock) Weh... that just exceeded my limit man. Aku tak boleh dah doh.
Syakir walked away, Rizwan was laughing hard, and Wenny came back and threw a pale of water at him, begins to ramble in Chinese. Rizwan retaliated by whining in Urdu.

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